6.27.2008

Chicago Boy Of My Dreams

My friends are apparently really hot.


So, should he call her? I imagine that someone who says, "I'm not insane!" is, in fact, insane. Maybe they should just meet at a public location. She could sit at the table for two in the window holding a single red rose. That way he can easily bail on her when he sees how ugly she is from the sidewalk. Who knows, maybe she's a totally sane babe. I'm skeptical though.

Here's what I want to know: Where did she find this picture of a guy that resembles him so well? How long did that take? I say yes, psychotic.

Either way, friend o' mine, Kudos on your effect on Chicago's ladies.

4 comments:

Stevie said...

i just want to point out that there is no gender reference in the craig's list post, i.e. "our friend" is probably getting a free dinner and a hummer from a dude tonight.

Grecian Gringo said...

Stiles,

I am really scared of this one. From the post, it appears obvious that she has follwed me to work (4-5 blocks from the blueline). My guess is an attractive but absolutely crazy. we'll see...

Unknown said...

Stiles,

I smell a guest post from Grecian Gringo, giving details on their encounter. The fans demand more....

Anonymous said...

hilarious. what all went down?? also, um, that photo does not look like nick. except for maybe the tie.